Smurf Simulator

You are a low-level money launderer (or a smurf as they are commonly referred to), and you've got to flip your money and get outta dodge.

In The Casino

You got a lot o' dirty money and you gotta make it clean! Insert your money into the slot machine and take out your winnings without losing too much of it to the slots. Keep an eye out for the pesky security guard who'll catch you if he doesn't think you're a subservient gambler like the rest of em.

Left Click - Insert Money

Right Click - Spin Slots

Space - Print Winnings Ticket

A/D - Look Left/Right

In The Map

Use your clean money to pay people to commit crimes and take your cut of the earnings. What are you going to do with the money? Save up and get a jet to a non-extradition country? Or keep collecting like the greedy criminal you are.

Click (On a Map Marker) - Commit Crime